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I'm slowly (or not-so-slowly; I think the pace of progress is increasing) going loopy today. These are the things currently running through the BrainSoup o'Bertana:


  • Rubber ducky, you're the one ... GODDAMNIT, CORYNNE!

  • I think I hate wearing glasses.

  • If our coffee-bar is going to be under construction for an entire month, I damn well hope they're installing a cute barista or something. Sheesh.

  • [in rhythm to the hammering from said coffee bar]Nailnail, nail, nailnail ... THUMB!

  • Tiiiiiiired. So tired.

  • Why did I agree to shoot target archery tonight, when The Bruise That Ate Kentucky is finally fading from my arm?

  • Why did I agree to go to Chandler for target archery, when Chandler is ... IN CHANDLER? Dog, so far from home.

  • Did we mention the tired yet?

  • Waitaminute, what is this "we"? WE ARE MANY, OUR NAME IS LEGIONBERTANA.

  • Heee. Resistance is futile, you WILL be Anglo-Saxon

  • Resistance is futile, you will be asi- asi- asi--- YOU WILL JOIN US. [Porky the Borg.]

  • Wow, it really doesn't take much to entertain me.

  • If I kill that guy, will the excuse, "But, your Honor, he asked me if I was HAVING A CASE OF THE MONDAYS" hold up in court? It should, man.



I wish I could work on the OP at work.

Date: 2006-01-09 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torgolomue.livejournal.com
If our coffee-bar is going to be under construction for an entire month, I damn well hope they're installing a cute barista or something. Sheesh.

Oh, I'm sure SHE will be plenty cute. :P Rubber Barista, you're the one! Making coffee time lots of fun!

Rubber .... barista?

Date: 2006-01-09 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertana.livejournal.com
I like how it only takes one comment to turn my LJ into a page from the Adam & Eve catalogue.

(Don't even TRY to tell me that's not where your brain went ... I KNOW YOU.)

Re: Rubber .... barista?

Date: 2006-01-09 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torgolomue.livejournal.com
Dude... a sex toy that dispenses coffee too?!?! I would never leave the house!!!

One for you too...

Date: 2006-01-09 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] public-shaylan.livejournal.com


We found ourselves in the elevator talking to us... We thought the plural was amusing as we came up from getting our truckessess back...
"our precious"

(cue the old comercial of what the dog hears compared to what the owner says:)
Blah, blah, fluffy blah... Loopy - fruit loopy... Want's the Capt'n crunch... blah blah, blah.... Soup? no... blah blah Rubber ducky! Rubber Duckie! (short loop) blah blah blah... Coffee Glasses cute? blah blah... Ate Kentucky?- King Kong didn't like chickens... Blah blah...fluffy blah blah... Pork? King kong would like pork better, he's not jewish... blah blah... anglo saxon mel clones... blah blah blah... Borg... borg... Bort... SWEDISH CHEF!!!

Got MY attention ...

Date: 2006-01-09 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertana.livejournal.com
Anglo. Saxon. Mel. Clones.

*sigh*

Re: Got MY attention ...

Date: 2006-01-09 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] public-shaylan.livejournal.com
Are better than rubber barristas who are toys...

Date: 2006-01-09 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] public-shaylan.livejournal.com
Just how many are in a Case of Mondays?
How long would it take to drink them all?
What is the exact combined alcohol content of a case of Mondays?

Date: 2006-01-09 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertana.livejournal.com
Keep it up, smartass-- you're next!

Date: 2006-01-09 04:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-09 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archer64.livejournal.com
I don't know but I bet you would bottle them in Champagne bottles cause there is probably lots of gas. they may esplode.

Date: 2006-01-10 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torgolomue.livejournal.com
How long would it take to drink them all?
And if it takes more than a day to drink them, do they become a partial case of Tuesdays?

What is the exact combined alcohol content of a case of Mondays?
That depends... are they 12oz Mondays or 24oz Mondays?

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