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CYNIC, n.
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

The Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Pierce

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My bid for world domination LiveJournal Username Why you did it Your mother never understood youYour homeland was eaten by gerbillsTo meet your father's unreasonable expectationsTo win your loves heartWhy not? Your lair Basic classic castleHidden underground complexUndersea domeDen of inquityMountaintop hideout Your hideous secret weapon Orbital mind control lasersGiant tumble dryerArmy of mind zombiesThe entire Abba collectionKiller robots Your favourite colour Beautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenant raventhourne Henchperson who constantly plays with knifes corinnemacleod Your perverted scientific genius torgolomue You cordon bleu chef corinnemacleod Lieutenant with serious moral qualms suzze Number of countries subverted 33 Quiz created by Andrew at Blog Quiz

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Corynne, dear, love you though I do ... I might just have Gretchen replace you as my Evil Cordon Bleu Chef.