The Morning After

Having woken up with my newly-shorn hair sticking up randomly all over the place, I am ever more grateful for wimples and veils.

Can I wear them to work, too?

This is funny because I'm such a freaking light-weight.

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (116), and liquor (95).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 65% on proof You scored higher than 88% on beer index You scored higher than 95% on wine index You scored higher than 95% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid